Spider.

Sherry Lam i was just raped by a large, large brown spider. i feel so violated...

Katie Soo Cover your crotch, you're attracting the BIG ones. You're laughing next to me, cover your mouth too!!

Sherry Lam Next time i will come over with a diaper and closed toe shoes.

Katie Soo Bring a BIG diaper, with extra lining. That shit was intense.

Sherry Lam i'm about to shit on myself from laughing so damn hard...

Katie Soo Don't fucking on do it on my bed...get off!!!

Sherry Lam That hairy fucker knew how to swim the butterfly. I'm scared! As much bug spray as you put in the toilet before you screamed...

Katie Soo Dude, I was scared. And technically, I saved your crotch. Someone should be thanking me.

Sherry Lam I feel so violated. Before we flushed him we should've asked him:
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM, and...
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ON MY CROTCH?!?!

Katie Soo Spider: Shut up, you broke my leg bitch. Ima take something from you too!!

Sherry Lam As I sit here next to you, I wonder...
will another one crawl right up your butt? ::Looking::
Don't make me bring the flip flop up here.

Katie Soo Holy shit mothers and sons. I have to sleep here alone tonight. Fuck. Sherry..............................................

Sherry Lam um, I think this is my cue to go home now.

Katie Soo Thanks, lots of sisterly love. Goodnight spider crotch. Don't forget to put on your diaper tonight.....

Sherry Lam I think tonight's the night to wear all the fucking clothes you own.